WE DON'T HIRE NORMAL PEOPLE.
WE RECRUIT WEIRDOS.

The best talent isn't found in corporate job boards. It's hiding in dark rooms, obsessing over details nobody else notices, and building things that make normal people uncomfortable.

If you're the type who sees patterns others miss, who can't sleep until something is perfect, who gets lost in rabbit holes of research—you might be one of us.

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WEIRD POSITIONS FOR WEIRD PEOPLE

These aren't normal jobs. These are obsessions disguised as careers.

OCD Editor

You notice the 0.1-second audio delay that makes everything feel off

The type who notices the 0.3-second pause that ruins everything. You can't sleep until every frame is perfect, every word is precise, every detail is intentional.

We're Looking For:

  • Obsessed with perfection
  • Can't ignore tiny flaws
  • Sees what others miss
  • Won't compromise on quality

Pattern Recognition Psychopath

You can tell someone's entire life story from their Instagram grid

You see connections between ancient history and modern marketing. You predict trends before they happen because you understand human behavior at a molecular level.

We're Looking For:

  • History degree or equivalent obsession
  • Can predict future from data
  • Sees patterns in chaos
  • Thinks in systems, not tactics

Debate Assassin

You've convinced people to buy things they initially hated

You don't just win arguments—you make people question their entire worldview. You turn haters into fans, critics into advocates, and trolls into believers.

We're Looking For:

  • Psychology background preferred
  • Can flip any narrative
  • Turns hate into growth
  • Makes enemies work for you

Aura Architect

You can make someone look powerful through a single photo angle

You understand the invisible energy that makes some people magnetic and others forgettable. You don't just create content—you create presence.

We're Looking For:

  • Psychology or sociology degree
  • Understands human magnetism
  • Can read energy and presence
  • Creates intangible value

Music Taste Dictator

You can make someone cry with a 30-second beat

You have the uncanny ability to find the perfect sound that makes people feel exactly what you want them to feel. You don't just pick music—you orchestrate emotions.

We're Looking For:

  • Musical background or obsession
  • Can read emotional responses
  • Understands sonic psychology
  • Creates feeling through sound

Research Rabbit Hole Diver

You've read every study on human behavior from the last 50 years

You disappear into research for days and emerge with insights that change everything. You find the one study from 1973 that explains why people buy things.

We're Looking For:

  • Academic research background
  • Can find obscure sources
  • Connects unrelated data
  • Thinks in decades, not quarters

Script Whisperer

You can write in someone else's voice better than they can

You don't write scripts—you channel them. You understand the rhythm of human speech, the power of silence, and the art of making words feel inevitable.

We're Looking For:

  • Writing or theater background
  • Understands human speech patterns
  • Can write for any voice
  • Makes words feel natural

Future Data Prophet

You predicted the last three major cultural shifts

You look at current data and see the future. You understand that today's patterns predict tomorrow's behaviors, and you're rarely wrong about what's coming next.

We're Looking For:

  • Data science or statistics background
  • Can predict trends from data
  • Thinks in probabilities
  • Sees patterns in numbers

Beat Manufacturing Psychologist

You can make someone feel confident just by changing the BPM

You understand the psychology of rhythm and how different beats affect human behavior. You don't just make music—you program people's emotions.

We're Looking For:

  • Music production skills
  • Understands rhythm psychology
  • Can create emotional responses
  • Thinks in frequencies and feelings

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

If you're looking for a "stable 9-to-5" or "work-life balance," this isn't for you. We want people who are obsessed with their craft, who can't turn off their brain, and who see problems as puzzles to solve.

YOU FINALLY FOUND YOUR HOME.

You finally found your people.

For years, you've been told your obsessions are "too much." Your attention to detail is "excessive." Your way of thinking is "weird."

Here, your weirdness isn't a flaw—it's your superpower.

DIRECT MENTORSHIP FROM THE WEIRDEST

You'll learn from people who make you look normal. Obsessive editors who spot the single frame that breaks immersion. Pattern recognition psychopaths who predict market shifts six months before they happen. Debate assassins who turn haters into evangelists with a single sentence.

These aren't your colleagues. They're your mentors. Your tribe. Your home.

The world tried to make you small. To make you fit in. To make you "normal."

Here, we make you unstoppable.

THINK YOU'RE WEIRD ENOUGH?

Prove it. Show us why you're the obsessive, detail-obsessed, pattern-recognizing weirdo we need.

By submitting, you acknowledge that this isn't a normal job. You're joining a cult of obsessive weirdos who care more about perfection than sleep. If that sounds like heaven, proceed.